Last night when I was about to do my rant, I got a call from my man. Hadn't seen him in a while, so I traded porn for a little fun time. However, it is quiet here today so I sneaked a peek at the porn title encyclopedia with no repercussions from some stuffy old biddy walking by at the wrong time.

I have to rant about the whole Barry Bonds steroid crap. I have never liked that mewling crybaby, who does he think he's kidding?, he should quit now, spend his bazillions of juicy dollars, and leave the true greats' records the hell alone. Hmph.

BAD NEWS BITCHES

Oops, late again.

Last night I forgot to blog cause I went to see V for Vendetta, which has a rant by V that is almost all words beginning with V and it actually makes sense. I was agog. Except for a couple of plot holes - how did she get clothes and who cut her hair - it was a fun movie, not ultra-effectsy but still over-the-top, kind of a romantic police procedural with future (or is it NOW??) politics. Some of you will like it and some of you will hate it. Can't be helped.

As you may have noticed in Tonight, not a lot of summitting was done at the summit, but I sure saw a lot of folks I haven't seen in a long time and managed to remember a lot of names. Fortunately, the majority is named Matt.

Josh suggested a Porn Quilt. I'm mulling.....

Sorry I've been a slacker. Been preoccupied with the Dad thing.

Last Friday we went out on a boat and mixed his ashes in with the ocean. Well, we were in the L.A. harbor due to high swells past the lighthouse, but close enough. We gave him See's Scotchmallows, See's Bridge Mix, peanuts, and, of course, a martini. We were thinking about sharing a cigar and tossing it over but we thought Dad would be horrified by the waste of a good smoke, so his humidor contents will be passed around to his buddies. The seagulls were happy to see more than flowers being tossed and were having a grand old time. We saw a lazy sea lion on a buoy, the sky had stopped raining just in time and we had a beautiful stormy sky. We went to a fun restaurant he liked called North Woods (wish we had one here) and snarfed like we had never eaten. My Dad's brother was here from Ohio and when we dropped him at the airport I think we were all feeling like we would never see each other again, but we had such a grand time it's kind of okay.

I got to spend some real quality time with my stepmom and sister, so all was not lost. We played games and talked and knitted (just me and sis) and had some retail therapy and an Oscar party.

Later this spring there will be a real wake, with everybody. Can't wait.

No porn this week.