Larry Flynt asked for a "bailout" for the porn industry. If porn is in trouble, then we're really in trouble! When I worked in porn, a recession generally indicated higher porn sales. People need to amuse themselves, after all. So if that isn't true this time, then we're all really broke.

So, how sad am I to hear of the death of Patrick McGoohan? And how horrified am I that they are remaking The Prisoner?? I like Jim Caviezel and Iam McKellan but geez, some things are just truly sacred. It you want to see the orginal series, for free, click here.

THE PRISONER OF SEX (actually based on the plot of The Prisoner!)

I know it is not quite Chinese New Year but I found this when looking for a New Year sort of porn so am running with it. I have no idea what this movie is about:

"This Chinese New Year, both the parents of Ange and Niya all went out to build Chinese Great Wall on tables. The two girls have to celebrate the New Year themselves. They get together, singing Chinese New Year Song in both English and Chinese, and make it a Chinese New Year Fucking song. "

Plus I also think that they titled it without really knowing what it would ultimately mean. Not very nice of them...

FUCK CHINESE NEW YEAR