We are having our bathrooms repaired and retiled (in non-matching to the original color tile) by our Chinese landlady's brother-in-law. At least we think that's what he is. I don't believe he is actually a contractor of any kind but it seems like his skills have improved since he taped all the pipes together at some point in the history of the house. The landlady is choosing to ignore that all the fences on the property are lying in the yard, and instead chooses to complain about the way we prune the pine tree, and about the sink that was cracked at least 10 years ago. She swears that a toilet that we complained about running never ran in the other house she installed it in (I guess 70 gallons a month doesn't consitute "running") but since we replaced that toilet ourselves with a "flush-it-six-times-at-least low-flow" model the point is moot. Anyway, I won't get to take a shower for a while. Too bad I work in public. PORCELAIN CHINA VAGINA