I have lately been accused of making up porn titles to suit the content of my rant. Actually, I think of what I want to talk about in my rant and then see if a title suits it. One of the guys I used to work with had the job of naming porn movies at one point in his porn career. Basically you get stoned and think of the most goofy arrangements of words in the semi-English language ("Sperm of the Moment"). This was for those dime-a-dozen movies that got made at a rate of about 3 a week - the big productions with the big stars and fancy directors had titles already, and those are usually a bit more serious, like "The Life" and "Paradise". Often the cheapies are just named after the primary focus, like "Blow Me Sandwich" and "Ass Cleavage". Some of my favorites are the Japanese titles, which tend to lose something in the translation, kind if like Top Ramen instructions ("Monsoonial Moistures"). So what will go with my rant today? SWEET IMAGINATION