Since I am too poor to go anywhere but work, I have another beach story. The beach is a block away so I don't have to use any gas to get there. You may have heard about the whale on the beach. I went to check it out. Ew ew ew ew ew. Head bitten mostly off, various items hanging out of the holes. Chewed on big time. Lotsa sharks reportedly out in the waters (not many surfers, needless to say). The whale was getting knocked around by the tide, and eventually one of the holes broke open and blood came out. Did I mention it was decomposing? There were a jillion people out there, parents showing their kids the whale or paying homage to this great beast or whatever. One little girl got pretty close - a future marine biologist, or coroner more like. Mostly the kids were begging their parents to get them the hell away from the stench. I mean, if you want your kid to see a whale, a dead one on the beach is not quite the ticket. Just let the sharks have it.
IT DON'T MATTER...JUST DON'T BITE IT!