Have you ever done a big expensive shop at Safeway (or other big market) only to find that you have nothing to eat? Maybe a block of cheese if you're lucky. Happens to me more than I like. I must get sidetracked by all the junk food. I tend to buy my produce elsewhere because the prices are too high for what is ultimately tasteless fruit. Last week I started a small crusade to improve my eating habits, inspired in part by being a blob and in part by tips given in the book "French Women Don't Get Fat". I went shopping at Rainbow Grocery, which has always made me quake in fear of the sticker shock. Imagine my surprise when, for the same horrifying sum I usually spend for no food, I got tons of food! I have food in the house! I can fix a little something for my mid-morning yogurt snack, fix a lunch to take if I want, and have ingredients to throw something actually yummy together for dinner. For several days! What a revelation! I got this little melon called an Ambrosia that was a delight with every sweet bite.

Speaking of melon, this is just WRONG! I may never eat watermelon again. Boys.
FOOD FUCK