I'm sure you've all noticed that our President Dubya has really skinny lips.Which makes his self-righteous little sneer all the more infuriating. I think this was one of the few State of the Onion addresses I have actually watched and I was kinda sorry, but mostly I felt really sorry for the attendees, who had to stand up and sit back down again more times than at a Catholic Easter Sunrise Service. That speech would have been fifteen minutes long but I guess they need to fill an hour so they tell everybody to give a long standing ovation after every sentence uttered by The Man. Anyway, Dubya's lips are not the ones referred to here, but you get the drift: ORIFICE POLITICS