Last night we heard that horrible thrilling sound that can only mean metal on metal at great force. We ran outside (me to make sure it was not my Bonny that had been the victim) and here was the scenario: One late model silver something completely smashed up one whole side, tires flattened, front bumper sticking out like a broken femur, looking all kind of melted; and another car that had been walloped with such force that it had been spun into a very proper spot in someone's driveway. About a quarter of a block down was a car in the middle of the street that was completely flipped over, one headlight burning into the night. One of those things that you look at and assume anyone inside had to be dead dead dead. Interestly enough, the two passengers (one male, one female) had FLED THE SCENE ON FOOT, leaving nothing but mayhem in their wake. Will I ever read about it in the news? I don't read it so probably not, but would be interesting to see what the outcome was. Mostly lots of insurance headaches. Anyway, in honor of the shitstorm, here is today's title: ENEMAS AND ACCIDENTS